Cross Post from my First Life Blog http://icanhazbyte.blogspot.com/
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While revisiting my past entries to the the 100 Word Stories podcast, I got the urge to create a new one for this weeks contest.
The 100WS Podcast was created by Laurence Simon (aka Crap Mariner). The stories for the contest are meant to be an extremely brief form of flash-fiction. He explains it this way:
Commonly known as the Drabble, 100 word stories are an extremely brief form of flash-fiction. My obsessive-compulsive nature forces me to write them, record them, and then publish them here for all the world to enjoy or ridicule. Recently, other talented and tortured writers have joined me in my quest to combine brevity with what we hope is wit.
Each week, he sends out a challenge to create a story based on a selected topic. The topic is chosen by the previous week’s winner. The winner is selected by the number votes his/her story receives by the readers.
You can go vote for your favorite and listen to his daily 100 Word Stories as well. Why don’t you create a story of your own and enter the fun. 100 Word Stories
I will post my newly created story this weekend but until then, here’s a re-post of my prior stories for your listening pleasure or horror.
The Stinking Rose (Weekly Challenge #156)
The Stinking Rose
Even though I told her I was sorry about forgetting our anniversary, she was so upset that she actually tried to castrate me. She had this look in her eyes just like a crazed Jack Nicolson from The Shining. Kitchen shears tightly gripped in one hand she said …”You come home late smelling like smoke and cheep perfume and all you have for me is this stinking rose! “
She leaped towards me to claim her revenge as I cupped my family jewels and ran for the nearest escape route … snip! “Now let’s put this rose in some water” Whew!
Light (Weekly Challenge #129)
Light
I had a dream last night … a dream of my little girl swinging at the local playground, laughing, smiling… enjoying life
A dream of her going off to school in cute little pigtails… carrying her My Little Pony lunch box… enjoying life
A dream of teaching her how to drive and how not to drive like her father. Being scared out of my wits when I gave her the keys for the first time, but not showing it.
I awoke from my dream when she turned on the living room light. Daddy, it’s time to walk me down the isle.
She is my light.
Hurricane (Weekly Challenge #125)
Hurricane
Sand everywhere! What the… How’d I get on the beach? What the hell is that! A TATTOO! Where’d that come from! And who the heck is Juanita. I don’t even know a Juanita.
Last thing I remember I was sitting at the bar with my friends.
We ordered a round of shots. Well, a few rounds really.
And I washed them down with this local Island drink called “Los Huracán
Tormenta”.
Maybe that wasn’t such a good Idea…
Well at least I’m not naked and there is no Juanita around.
Time to catch my plane.
Excuse me sir, donde está el aeropuerto?
Fricker it’s me, Juanita!
TWISTER (Weekly Challenge #124)
Twister
As Young Kwai Chang Caine was about to endure the final step to Shaolin Priesthood, Master Po gave these words of caution.
The burning scars of the Dragon and of the Tiger on your forearms show you inner strength. And the pristine path of the traversed rice paper shows your control and compassion. But this final test will be you’re most difficult and most deadly.
You must call upon your entire training young grasshopper, the snake, the mantis, the white Crane and all of nature. You must show great speed and agility to continue from this point on.
Left foot blue…
Rampaging Chickens (Weekly Challenge #123)
Rampaging Chickens
It was the last time anyone saw the Colonel alive.
Oh the humanity, the injustice.
The red stained walls of the kitchen tell this story.
The scratch marks of poultry talons on the frame of the door show this struggle.
Broken and cracked… are the black rim glasses that once adorned his face.
They remain on the floor… spectacles of his past.
No one really knows what happen that fateless night.
But many say that if you sit quietly by the neon sign out front,
You can hear the call of the now free chickens that roam… the Kentucky hills.
The Plan (Weekly Challenge #122)
The Plan
The other day I broke into my boss’ computer only to find classified files regarding my work ethics and possible release. Right at that moment I came to one conclusion; murder.
I devised a plan with every detail covered. The next day, meeting scheduled, plan intact… all was in place.
He stepped casually through the door; with a solemn voice he said we need to talk.
This is going to be hard for me to say. I thought to myself, you have no idea.
We had a security breach recently, and I need to promote you to Senior Security Advisor.
Yes! I love it when a plan comes together.
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