They Let Me Pass The Bark.

In Community, Events, Fashion by Aria E Appleford

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Against my better judgment, I went with a friend to a meeting where people get high on life and no-one ever even checks the kool-aid OR the brownies.
They claim it is spontaneous combustion.  Real energy … flowing ….living in the moment.  Moment-ing all over the place.  I tried to explain to one of them once that people do expect some kind of flow of continuity from one moment to the next.   If you are really happy this moment, in the next moment you should at least still be kind of happy.   Like, you can’t be happy, and then sad, … Read more at the source.

Knock Knock. Who’s There?

In Community, Events, Fashion by Aria E Appleford

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Don’t you love it when you are bored out of your gourd and just when you think there is absolutely nothing going to happen, there is a knock at the door and it is unexpected guests?  I mean there is all that anticipation of wondering who it is when you go to the door – did you forget you ordered something?  Did someone send you flowers?  Have the children finally come out of their comas, remembered where you live and have come for a visit … sooo many possibilities.  And then you open the door and it is those cute … Read more at the source.

OOPS I Did It Again.

In Community, Events, Fashion by Aria E Appleford

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I get all these invitations from men to join Non-English speaking groups and causes.  THESE are the men that want to date/marry me and declare they are in love with me, even when I point out the picture they are looking at is an avatar.  In the interest of complete disclosure, they should note  that not even Barbie is 9 foot tall and has a 3 inch waist.  But the heart wants what the heart wants.  At least I think it is their heart that wants it.
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See Ken being anatomically ambiguous, member deficient, penis-less  has left so many of us … Read more at the source.

I Wanted a Budgie.

In Community, Events, Fashion by Aria E Appleford

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I wanted a budgie. 
I think I wanted one because they came in pretty colours . . .  but also . . .  because they were not cows.  I had kind of had my fill of cows.  Dairy will do that to you.
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Have I ever told you how much I resent the hell out of the fact that when I was growing up no-one talked about being lactose intolerant or needing gluten free everything?  That is right.  We did not have cell phones, You Tube OR any of the nifty medical conditions.  That shit is awesome.  I guarantee some … Read more at the source.